Driving

The REAL Story
By Ethan Raley

There was a cold rancor sting of frostbite to my nose. The scarf was not doing its job as I climb the set. As I reached the top of the mountain a bit of excitement came to position. I knew this was only one-half the battle as the decent was going to be hell. I stabbed my flag into the frozen ground. My plans were to take a new highway that has never been taken. It was the quickest way down the mountain, and my food tack on was short. The only bad thing about this route was that in that location is an old tale of a mountain monster. The thought of the hellion rushed to my head. I quickly made it disappear from my thought and with a yell I said, I AM soldiery! and with my first step I tripped and fell. As I was come down down the hill I realized how pathetic I felt. My limbs were flinging about like a queer on sausage day. With my luck I was hitting every tree in sight. As my luck was beginning to change a assume of wolves had picked up my scent. The devilish bastards were quiding on me like rednecks chew tobacco. They ran away for no reason. As I stood up I heard a roaring sound, I turned around only to be face to face with a canescent bear. The bear started to maul on me like a plump girl mauling down the Thanksgiving turkey. As I place limb the bear decided enough was enough.



It walked away with a piece of my skin to chew on.
Crawling now to my move I found a cave to hide in. When I crawled in I could not believe my eyes. It was the mountain demon. It seen me and started to growl. The words I could muster up were AH SEE YEAH! I quickly started running fast, kind of like a jolly who has just walked in on his parents. The demon took full point and was right behind me. The demon took a swing and nutlike me right in the head. It started to pound me as hard as an 18 year old virgin with porn. In my discern I seen my car I was off the mountain. I kicked the demon in the balls and took off. I was running as fast as a fat ass runs to the ice cream truck. I...If you penury to get a full essay, order it on our website: Orderessay



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